Josef 1

At his home on the corner of Wankberry and Pine.

He was a big-time real estate agent in Nevada before the A.A.H.W. bought everything up with speculative housing deals. Originally hailing from Scandinavia, Josef has found himself in dire straits. With only a bottle of whiskey and a shotgun named Mathilde, he plans to pay back the Agency the only way he knows how. By drunkenly shooting at them until he gets what he wants... REVENGE
Josef 2

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Josef was originally conceived when I was playing around in Madness: Project Nexus and thought it would be funny to have a hobo gunning down everything in sight. A vagabond with a boomstick. The lulz just continued from there.

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